So, I headed out with Sark to Albany on Friday afternoon for a weekend of partying. We hit up Rob's house over on Hudson Ave which by the way turned out to be this crazy street full of frat houses and shit. A.K.A. awesome times dudee.
We started out doing a little shopping over at Xgates, I got a wallet and pair of jeans. Exciting I know, I was equally enthralled. Then we shoot over to Rob's to get settled in. I think we started drinking around like 7PM which made things interesting when Dave & Marc decided to light up a blunt..... yeah needless to say that KNOCKED me on my ass.... literally. It was one of those REALLY REALLY REALLY embarrassing times that I wish didn't happen/nobody else remembered.... but they did and I heard about it all weekend. Met a bunch of crazy awesome people while i was there. Ohh man, fucking Drew dude, he was belligerent(well, we all were...) like to the max. Towards the wee hours of the morning he was slurring so0o0o0o bad and drop kicking pretty much whatever Sark had in his hands at the time. Sicktastic night we had on Friday ended at about 5 in the AM with us still drinking on the front porch. FUN TIMES in the Alb's area.
We all got up at around noon and we were still drunk haha. Went and got some eats and took off to U-Albany to hang with some girls that they knew while Rob did laundry. Afterwards it was back to the house and time to start again haha. Less people on Saturday night which was probably good b/c we all got to talk some more before we hit the shit-housed babbling status. I thought it was weird/hilarious at the same time that this freshman chick named Meghan from U-Albany was there and hitting on me as she got shitty. I wanted absolutely NOTHING to do with the whole situation while Drew wanted to bang her so I got dirty looks throughout the night when he was still sober enough to see what was in front of him(Drew drinks allot...). Sark was pissy about the whole thing and severely jealous that I had no intentions of taking advantage of this girl that was throwing herself on me. Dave on the other hand was high and just eating the whole thing up with a smile on his face. He also came up with hilarious solutions for this "issue" lol. Dave said I could: 1)get oral b/c it doesn't matter if its a girl's mouth, 2)do her in the butt, 3)just keep pounding back beer so I get the opposite of "gaysted"(which i guess would be "straightsted"??). I couldn't get over how whenever I went up to talk with Dave he threw out another random idea of his, fucking awesome haha. So we're sitting on the porch and im sharing a cigarette with Megan until she totally fell over in a drunken stupor and hit her head on the porch post. I laughed at her while Alex came over to see if she's okay, all she had to say to him was "your wasted.". He fucking fell on the ground laughing at her and the entire situation. Well eventually the freshmen left and other people showed up, Drew continued to get obliterated. Eventually the Meghan girl got bored and ended up making out with Drew, although she said she didn't want to before hand so we told Drew she had Herpes LMAO. It was gonna be the Clap and Ghonneria but Bridget jumped the gun there. Then Sark just becomes Drew out for his aggression as he chases Alex down and chokes him for like seriously 2 minutes on the front lawn... Bridget and I were floored by the whole situation as we got Drew off the ever-turning-blue Alex. Shortly after this incident and a few beer cans smashed over the head(I believe Jamie had her boob's grabbed as well) Drew blacked the fuck out on the couch. It was a much earlier night for us collectively and we all crashed at about 3:30 or 4 in the AM.
The next morning at like 11 or 12 we were up and about again, not as shot as the morning before except for Drew who remembered nothing much other than making out with Meghan and then being a belligerent ass. Well Sark just HAD to be an asshole since thats just him and he told Drew a little tale about what "happened" after he blacked out on the couch to get back at him for the whole attack earlier. Alex told Drew that this little indian kid that was at the party(some random kid that paid to get in, we didnt know him) totally molested Drew while he was out on the couch. Of course Rob and I agreed and fed Sark's fire here so this story BLEW outta proportions from just Drew getting touched by this kid to Alex walking in while this kid's dick was in drews mouth and his hand was in drew asshole ROFLMAO. We bounced outta there in the afternoon and hit up Xgates again in which I discovered(Alex showed me) Heritage 1981 which became my new favorite store. We also picked up some new raw denim ready for a good starching. Overall a sick hilarious fucking blur of a shit-faced weekend for us. Of course this was a "slow" weekend of parties for them and we're going back for another weekend of trashy mayhem this upcoming Friday night. Fun shit man.
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