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dernz3428
07 January 2008 @ 01:14 am
Okay so yeah, tonight was pretty chill.  Start off hanging around Greg's house doing a whole shitload of nothing with Arico J Mills Jesse and of course... Greg lol.  The we headed off to Kasey's house which was a sick time as we converged with all rest of the crew.  Smoking drinking and lounging naked in the hot tub was most of our night haha and it was fun times although Jay MAY have have a BIT too much to drink lmao.
Lets see; Arico got dry humped by a naked & wet Chris, I managed to shove an entire donut in my mouth without much fuss only to find out it wasn't actually about my getting it in there but more so that the dog had sat on and licked them lol, Greg was happy sitting there laughing about randomness, I found out Kasey is a chill bitch and that we have to hang out more even though shes like 17, that Jesse has the state of NY tattooed on his lower abdomen and is skiddish about ppl seeing his junk.  overall an eventful fun time haha
 
 
dernz3428
06 January 2008 @ 09:45 am
I dont know what the hell to do with myself.  Im soooo bored sitting here in the house since nobody's around and mizz Mills is chained to the wall next to her bed with no chance of being let out.  argh.

laterr
 
 
dernz3428
05 January 2008 @ 12:25 am
So yeah whomever didn't come out to the Pub tonight to see Rich play and hang with the crew from the area Eagle's missed out.  Was a sick night ppl minus the crazy mess with J Mills(!!!) and my crazy ass Dad freaking out over stupid crap.

Laterr
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dernz3428
03 January 2008 @ 06:53 pm
LMAO  
So yeah, fun times sledding in the 16 degree weather haha.  It was fucking amazingly cold for such a nice sunny day out.  I of course was so smart that I wore my converse and some jeans along with my dads coat haha thinking that would be a great time.  Not so much.  Everyone else was all up on their snow pants and boots or Gregarious with his fucking Carhart one piece suit lmao.  Good times in HP.
 
 
dernz3428
02 January 2008 @ 09:28 am
Ughh  
Bored out of my fucking minddd!!!!!! Being grounded sucks.
 
 
dernz3428
31 December 2007 @ 06:32 pm
So all this talk about how its gonna be the new year so its a new start for everyone and things are washed away in lew of the times and shit... well its crap.  Absolutely nothing is going to change just because its a new year, other than in the next few weeks the air will be filled with people cursing over accidentally writing the wrong year on their checks and shit.  Its just another day.  Nothing special.  and the ball that looks so big and extravagant on the tele?? yeah its really kinda small and not even that much to look at in person.

Thats my mood right now ppl.
 
 
dernz3428
So Jess and I had an... interesting evening-transition into-early morning.  We were sitting in her nice warm living room b/c of the mess of an ice storm raining down from Kathy Landers' frigid heart.  At like almost 11 in the PM we get a call from J Land and the crew that we had left earlier b/c these assholes decided 4-wheelin down the moose trails  in the exploder during the shedding of Hellfire's excess crystallized water formerly splashed on her by most of the archdiocese  of New York. 

Case in point: Jess and I called everyone we knew of INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: the Big Easy, Jess' ex boyfriends, and ppl we haven't talked to in years.  Of course the Big Easy FREAKED THE FUCK OUT and told me I had to come home.  So we headed to Walmart down in Fishkill and bought a tow strap so we could attempt to yank J Land's truck(he made sure to point out that it's an SUV) from the hole they were in.  Hyde Park P.S. was a fucking disaster weather wise, we were going like 40 all the way down 9 when we hit Toys R' Us in PK.  and from there on out it was a disaster. 

We get our shit together and wander aimlessly through the trails for a while going of course the wrong way while we try and find the stranded group of half-wits.  There was some cranky "gettinwetinthewoodsatmidnightonasundaybecausepeoplearestupidfuckfuckfuckfuckohlookadeer" talk as well as some angry voicemails left.  Then for some odd reason Jess and I started talking in random voices hahaha. 

Anyways, we get there to the truck errrrr SUV and its FUCKING STUCK MAN.  after a few hours of heaving and shoving and ratcheting to trees we got nowhere but wet.  By this time the Big Easy was BLOWING UP MAH CELLPHONE X4 missed calls when we were pushing the fucking truck that, by the way, didn't even budge lol.

So we drop the crew of wet WET ppl off to Josh's house and Jess and I head back through the mess of shit that was a frozen wasteland of the 845 just to get reamed out my my parents when i walk in the door.  Im currently grounded till I go back to school and I no longer have a car.  I just wanna say that I haven't been "grounded" since i was like 12 and its kinda funny.  Also for anyone that is considering helping a friend out, make sure your parents don't suck before you choose to do so since my helping a friend out backfired big time.
 
 
dernz3428
Well now, this was certainly a much harder weekend than the last one(which I thought was rockin) out in Albany.  Makes my liver want to just leave my body and find someone that's gonna treat it right lol.

So J Mills came up to visit me on Thursday night for the Paramore/The Starting Line concert.  We had an awesome time out at the Utica Mem. Auditorium too.  I would def. see a show there again.  The openers were okay, some band we'd never heard of that wanted a BIT too much out of the crowd of ppl that obviously didn't know who the hell they were either.  So there was this teenager in front of us at the beginning of the show and she had that NASTIEST foofy poofy funky ass reddish-brown uber amount of hair on her head.  Of course Jess and I made fun of her the entire time we stood there.  After the openers finished and they were prepping the stage for the next band, this girl with a homemade t-shirt walked by.  It read "CORY I LOVE YOUUUUU" and the back stated "CALL ME: ###-####".  You know Jess' cell whipped out of her pocket so0o0o fast and she threw those digits under the title "Twat" in her contacts.  Then she looks at me and says "We're pranking that bitch later on hehe."  FUCKING HILARIOUS!!  I will have you know that we DID try that number, but it was a land line so we didn't leave anything dirty.  Now, WHO THE FUCK puts their HOME NUMBER on their "Im obsessed with you" homemade tee shirt???? Retarded.  Anyway, The Starting Line was crazy awesome and they played mostly older stuff which was chill.  Paramore I actually didn't like as much as their preceding tour-mates.  They played a decent amount of slower songs which I like, but not at a concert.  Overall a good night music wise.

HOWEVER.  Jess and I are watching Paramore and this kid with a hat comes up to me and asks if I would put him up so he can crowd surf.  Now, for all those that know me you will also know that I cant lift a small child let alone some kid about my age that probably weighed a good 200 pounds.  So Im talking to him and told him I cant do it on my own but I would help if he wanted to go ask the group of guys ahead of us a few rows.  Then the kid's all like "do yah think its a good idea?? I mean im really scared to like... fall on my head or something."  I told the poor bastard that he'd be fine and lets fucking do it because I was getting sick of him humping my leg over this.  So he asked the kids ahead and they put him up.... so I've never personally done this whole crowd surfing thing but I get the gist of it based on watching people and my having common sense.  Here's my take:  When your up in the fucking air and people are holding you and passing you, its generally a good idea to spread your body out so theres a place for people to hold/pass you by.  This waste of space for some reason balled up into the fetal position and went down like.. well.. a kid tucked into the fetal position.  I think he was up there all of 2 seconds.  The security ppl carried him out while he clutched his head in pain. ROFLMAO.

Of course the show, or any outing of mine for that matter, wouldn't be complete without someone hurting themselves and my getting the call about it.  I guess Alex and Eric went over to Sears b/c Alex's valve stem had dry-rotted and caused the tire to separate from the rim on a turn.  While he was there a whole series of events unfolded ended with the car falling off the jack b/c the mildly retarded shop hand left the car in neutral with the parking brake off and the car pinned Alex's hand between the fender and the tire.  So I get the texts from Eric to hit up the E.R. after the show.  Of course, instead Alex decided to drink alcohol and take some medicine instead lol so when we got out of the show Jess and I went to sip the foam off a few with him before passing out from our busy night of snickering at ppl and leaving others on the concrete floor concust(needless to say he will NEVER crowdsurf the wrong way again ;-D).

So we head off to Albs with Chloe and Tom in tow for a weekend of craziness.  And was it a shit show haha.  We got there just in time to carry in the two kegs.  Everyone was introduced to each other and

UNFINISHED, IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS.

 
 
Current Location: Utica/Albany
Current Music: Envy on the Coast
 
 
dernz3428
22 October 2007 @ 01:55 pm
So, I headed out with Sark to Albany on Friday afternoon for a weekend of partying.  We hit up Rob's house over on Hudson Ave which by the way turned out to be this crazy street full of frat houses and shit.  A.K.A. awesome times dudee. 

We started out doing a little shopping over at Xgates, I got a wallet and pair of jeans.  Exciting I know, I was equally enthralled.  Then we shoot over to Rob's to get settled in.  I think we started drinking around like 7PM which made things interesting when Dave & Marc decided to light up a blunt..... yeah needless to say that KNOCKED me on my ass.... literally.  It was one of those REALLY REALLY REALLY embarrassing times that I wish didn't happen/nobody else remembered.... but they did and I heard about it all weekend.  Met a bunch of crazy awesome people while i was there.  Ohh man, fucking Drew dude, he was belligerent(well, we all were...) like to the max.  Towards the wee hours of the morning he was slurring so0o0o0o bad and drop kicking pretty much whatever Sark had in his hands at the time.  Sicktastic night we had on Friday ended at about 5 in the AM with us still drinking on the front porch.  FUN TIMES in the Alb's area.

We all got up at around noon and we were still drunk haha.  Went and got some eats and took off to U-Albany to hang with some girls that they knew while Rob did laundry.  Afterwards it was back to the house and time to start again haha.  Less people on Saturday night which was probably good b/c we all got to talk some more before we hit the shit-housed babbling status.  I thought it was weird/hilarious at the same time that this freshman chick named Meghan from U-Albany was there and hitting on me as she got shitty.  I wanted absolutely NOTHING to do with the whole situation while Drew wanted to bang her so I got dirty looks throughout the night when he was still sober enough to see what was in front of him(Drew drinks allot...).  Sark was pissy about the whole thing and severely jealous that I had no intentions of taking advantage of this girl that was throwing herself on me.  Dave on the other hand was high and just eating the whole thing up with a smile on his face.  He also came up with hilarious solutions for this "issue" lol.  Dave said I could: 1)get oral b/c it doesn't matter if its a girl's mouth, 2)do her in the butt, 3)just keep pounding back beer so I get the opposite of "gaysted"(which i guess would be "straightsted"??).  I couldn't get over how whenever I went up to talk with Dave he threw out another random idea of his, fucking awesome haha.  So we're sitting on the porch and im sharing a cigarette with Megan until she totally fell over in a drunken stupor and hit her head on the porch post.  I laughed at her while Alex came over to see if she's okay, all she had to say to him was "your wasted.".  He fucking fell on the ground laughing at her and the entire situation.  Well eventually the freshmen left and other people showed up, Drew continued to get obliterated.  Eventually the Meghan girl got bored and ended up making out with Drew, although she said she didn't want to before hand so we told Drew she had Herpes LMAO.  It was gonna be the Clap and Ghonneria but Bridget jumped the gun there.  Then Sark just becomes Drew out for his aggression as he chases Alex down and chokes him for like seriously 2 minutes on the front lawn... Bridget and I were floored by the whole situation as we got Drew off the ever-turning-blue Alex.  Shortly after this incident and a few beer cans smashed over the head(I believe Jamie had her boob's grabbed as well) Drew blacked the fuck out on the couch.  It was a much earlier night for us collectively and we all crashed at about 3:30 or 4 in the AM.

The next morning at like 11 or 12 we were up and about again, not as shot as the morning before except for Drew who remembered nothing much other than making out with Meghan and then being a belligerent ass.  Well Sark just HAD to be an asshole since thats just him and he told Drew a little tale about what "happened" after he blacked out on the couch to get back at him for the whole attack earlier.  Alex told Drew that this little indian kid that was at the party(some random kid that paid to get in, we didnt know him) totally molested Drew while he was out on the couch.  Of course Rob and I agreed and fed Sark's fire here so this story BLEW outta proportions from just Drew getting touched by this kid to Alex walking in while this kid's dick was in drews mouth and his hand was in drew asshole ROFLMAO.  We bounced outta there in the afternoon and hit up Xgates again in which I discovered(Alex showed me) Heritage 1981 which became my new favorite store.  We also picked up some new raw denim ready for a good starching.  Overall a sick hilarious fucking blur of a shit-faced weekend for us.  Of course this was a "slow" weekend of parties for them and we're going back for another weekend of trashy mayhem this upcoming Friday night.  Fun shit man.
 
 
Current Location: Downtown Albany
Current Music: The Academy Is...
 
 
dernz3428
15 October 2007 @ 10:31 pm
Sark and I decided to hit up some stores in search of a pea coat for him while I just did some shopping because I was going out and might as well not leave empty handed.  We hit up a few places before heading over to Sangertown. 

Everyone who knows Alex also knows about how he can't filter the shit that leaves his mouth usually making for an interesting trip out into public places, especially with children. 

So we're heading into Pacific Sunwear which was totally empty short of the general manager, a nasty looking little troll of a lady that had to be like fifty.  It's pretty sad when your life goal's been achieved as a middle-aged chain store manager....  Anyways, we're looking for a beanie for me and Alex yelled across the store "FUCK" among some other shit that I didn't bother to listen to.  The twat of a manager went into bitch mode.  The conversation ensued as follows:

Twat: "excuse you, what if there were children here?"

Sark: "But there aren't any children, the store's empty.."

Twat: "But what if there WERE?"

Sark: "There wouldn't be because... well because I'm not allowed around chilren." :smile spreads from ear to ear.

Then the bitch went ape shit and we had to leave because it was such a offense to curse in a fucking shopping mall around absolutely NOBODY.

Case in point, another fantastic trip to the sangertown mall that made my night.  Almost countered the depression of spending more cash on clothes lol.
 
 
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